You just stand there staring at it for a second like:
Then you run:
Then you’re like “that didn’t happen.”
sana ganyan na lang ang spam sa fb!
at least, hindi ka lang nabwiset, natawa ka pa!
Pang-alis ng stress! HAHA
HAHA! What the fuck. Desperada mxado.
And you’re just like
Kung dating nakilala si
President Arroyo ng GMA
that stands for:
si President Aquino
that stands for: A-Aquino B-Benigno S-Simeon C-Cojuanco B-Better known as N-Noynoy
- A Japanese threw his phone to the sea.
- Pinoy: Sus, sayang!
- Japapanese: We have a lot of cellphones in Japan!
- A lady from USA also threw her laptop to the sea.
- Pinoy: Hala! Sayang!
- Lady from USA: There's a lot of computers in USA!
- Pinoy kept silent 'coz he got nothing. Then, a beautiful lady came to join them. Pinoy pushed the girl to the sea.
- Everybody: Shocks! Oh my gosh! Why did you push her?!
- Pinoy: It's okay. There's a lot of beautiful girls in the Philippines.
even though she acts like she hates me 90% of the time.
All the pretty girls eat like
And I’m the one going like
Or something like