March 2011
When you stay away from him, he won't chase after you and hug from behind. This isn't a movie, and boys don't come out of fairytale books.
When you press a toys button at a store and it starts talking really loud.
You just stand there staring at it for a second like:
Then you run:
Then you’re like “that didn’t happen.”
Can you imagine how skinny we'd all be if we spent as much time at the gym as we do on Tumblr?
etong malulupet
bukod dito:
may ganito:
sana ganyan na lang ang spam sa fb!
at least, hindi ka lang nabwiset, natawa ka pa!
Pang-alis ng stress! HAHA
HAHA! What the fuck. Desperada mxado.
That awkward moment when you're telling someone a story and they suddenly say, "Oh, you've already told me this."
And you’re just like
GMA & ABS-CBN
Kung dating nakilala si
President Arroyo ng GMA
that stands for:
G-Gloria
M-Macapagal
A-Arroyo
Ngayon, makikilala
si President Aquino
ng ABS-CBN
that stands for: A-Aquino B-Benigno S-Simeon C-Cojuanco B-Better known as N-Noynoy
EPIC !
On The Ship
- A Japanese threw his phone to the sea.
- Pinoy: Sus, sayang!
- Japapanese: We have a lot of cellphones in Japan!
- A lady from USA also threw her laptop to the sea.
- Pinoy: Hala! Sayang!
- Lady from USA: There's a lot of computers in USA!
- Pinoy kept silent 'coz he got nothing. Then, a beautiful lady came to join them. Pinoy pushed the girl to the sea.
- Everybody: Shocks! Oh my gosh! Why did you push her?!
- Pinoy: It's okay. There's a lot of beautiful girls in the Philippines.
Why do you want to be somebody else when you could be ten times better if you could just find it in yourself.
Reblog if your mother means the world to you.
even though she acts like she hates me 90% of the time.
I hate eating in public
All the pretty girls eat like
And I’m the one going like
Or like
Or something like
When guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good.
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THE GIF =))
Reblog if you actually like reading
When you see the person you like in the hallway
