After liking someone, no matter how much I'm over them, they still make my heart skip a beat.
- normal people: boy/girl problems
- me: wifi connection problems
Nothing is worth it if you aren't happy.
- hot boy: hi
- me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
- everyone: it's just a book
- you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
- person: why do you like that actor? like no offence but it's just weird because he's like thirty si-
- me: YOU REALLY CANNOT FATHOM THE INTENSITY OF THE FUCK I DO NOT GIVE
- guy: you're so cute when you're angry
- me: do you want me to punch you in the face cunt